In my head

It feels so good to clean.

Did you seriously just type that?

Why, yes I did. And don't you go saying anything. I'm a new woman today.

No, you're not. You're the same woman. You're even wearing yesterday's outfit.

That means nothing. I was just in a rush to get ready this morning. Trust me, I'm new & improved and besides, did you get a look at the beautiful, sparkly kitchen counters?

Hmm. Sure, they're clean, but what about the bathrooms you still haven't tackled. You cleaned that kitchen and those floors and feel pride at your newfound cleanliness but next week you'll be right back to the beginning. Dishes in the sink, and all.

You're such a downer. You have no idea what spring does to me.

Yes, I do! It makes you wanna go outside and eat Ciao Bella *raspberry flavor* and push Miss Clementine on her swing.

True, but it also makes me want to start fresh and new. And clean. so leave me alone today and let me enjoy this spring motivation.

By the way. I don't want to talk to you anymore. You'll probably start telling me that I will never be able to defeat the chocolate addiction, too.

Um, I think that's one that you keep telling yourself. 

True.